Maximillian Amadeus Banzai (banzai) wrote,
Maximillian Amadeus Banzai
banzai

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Don't look at my bum!

Watching Mike Myers on Bravo-- definitely one of the funniest guys on the planet. I'm having one of those multiple shower days, when you don't do all that much but you still feel like you need another shower. Or maybe that's just me.

Extremely low key weekend; I'm not going to want to get off my can tomorrow for work. Too bad there isn't a job where they just pay you to be yourself. Someone else would probably get my position anyway, which would just hack me off.

I'm a lonely boy this weekend. Even though I'm a big intovert sometimes, there are other times when it would be nice to have someone here with me. A theoretical someone, of course-- a real someone has all those idiosyncracies that makes you want them to go away.

You were looking at my bum, weren't you? Cheeky monkey!
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