Kill your television killer
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amused
amusedmusic: Moorea Seal, "Death of a City"
People Who Don't Watch TV"No television" as moral stance is about as lame as jumping on the clown-hating bandwagon (also referenced in the article).
Symbolically not doing something for the sake of not doing it is almost never evidence of sophistication. It is evidence of not knowing what you're f&^*ing talking about. Are we really still having this conversation? Television is a part of the cultural landscape at this point—a lot of it is good. A lot of it is bad, some of which is also good. You know, LIKE ALL THINGS MADE BY HUMANS? Obviously it is also a good idea to go outside once in a while. But the presence of a television in your home does not make that decision for you. You make it. Feel free to still go outside at any time.
Just do something interesting with it. You already won. Don't be a douche.