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There, I said it (eighteen in a series)

On Broadway today, I was approached by a young man with a clipboard wearing a Democratic party t-shirt. Cheerily, he asked, "A minute of your time for Barack Obama?"

While I appreciate both the zeal and the freedom of speech which allows it, I really want a candidate who's working for fewer people on Broadway asking me for stuff while I'm trying to do things. I'm already pretty stocked up.


But... But... Barack Obama can do anything! (Just keep hitting refresh for that page.)
He's magical!
Excuse me, sir... have you received Obama as your personal President and Saviour?
Blessed is he who comes in the name of Obama!
even my twelve year old gets how creepy he is...