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Dead horse

There, I said it (ten in a series)

Exactly how many conferences do Christians need, anyway?

(This message brought to you by the constant influx of junk mail and spam I receive at work.)
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hallelujah and freaking amen brother.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!


and that can apply to sooooo many other things, such as how many versions of the "prayer of jabez" does a Christian need?
As many as we can buy!

(Sadly, my bookshelves and CD racks have remnants of my 1990s Christian buying frenzies. It's a bit embarrassing.)
I think the real problem is that I have bitterness in my heart. They never did release the Prayer of Jabez for Young Neurotic Female Slackers with Chronic Arthritis of the Left Elbow. I feel left out.
Then you'll also want to buy Prayer of Jabez for Young Neurotic Female Slackers with Chronic Arthritis of the Left Elbow and Bitterness of Heart. Coming soon to a Family Bookstore near you.
Only if it comes with the bonusPrayer of Jabez for Young Neurotic Female Slackers with Chronic Arthritis of the Left Elbow and Bitterness of Heartstudy guide and scented candle.