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Dead horse

There, I said it (ten in a series)

Exactly how many conferences do Christians need, anyway?

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You know there's no growing as a Christian outside of conferences, classes and Sunday sermons, right?
Right! Without conferences, we would eventually (within 3 weeks) forget about Jesus entirely and start to sacrifice children! Children, Jess!
Just don't drink blood Jeney, ok? I have no tolerance for that sort of thing.
Clearly, they're our only hope. And clearly, we need to be going to them all the time.
Crap, I'm screwed.