Maximillian Amadeus Banzai (banzai) wrote,
Maximillian Amadeus Banzai

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The undead don't use public transportation

As I waited for my bus home on Broadway, I looked down the sidewalk to see zombies—two or three dozen at least, lurching toward me en masse, a la "Thriller." So I got on the bus before they got to me. People should go ahead and do that in the movies; it's so easy.
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