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If you could see me now

I need a haircut. I look like a chia pet, or a cousin of Art Garfunkel.

Oh, and I love me some rice pudding.


Heeey. Have you been watching "Last Comic Standing?"
Nope. Good stuff?
Quote from last night's winner:

"I'm an outta-season chia pet." He's been stealing your material, man!
Rice Pudding is good, but it's not as good as tots or a delicious bass.
I think "Pocket Full of Tots" would make a great band name.
Garfunkel's fro rules. I'd pay good money for a white man fro like that.