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Gary

Snappin' beans

I'm snapping green beans. I haven't done this in twenty years or more. Funny what the muscles remember.

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Funny indeed. :)
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I love snapping green beans but then that's cause it's the only food making I know where I get to sit down and watch Oprah while I do it. hehhehehehhe

Also save the bacon grease and then scoop a spoonful out and mix it in the hot green beans. You wont regret it.
I'll save bacon grease if you agree not to watch Oprah. She scares the bejeezus out of me.
ha ha ha. That's a deal.

a dream

Once again, please accept my assurances that I have no desire to stalk you. Okay? :-D

In the futuristic sleep world of my mind last night, I dreamed that we got married by proxy. It's not that I remember the proxy ceremony -- what I remember is having to find you. I knew in which city you were living, and in which granite-block skyscraper you were. But beyond that, it was a game of hide-and-go-seek as my brother and I searched hallways and alcoves and rooms. The building was very familiar to me; I think I've been there in other dreams. Finally, after an excruciatingly immeasurable amount of time, I rounded a corner and came face to face with you.

But you weren't you. The man I faced was a wizzened and blonde evil-henchman type. He had a whiny voice and a pasty personality. "Lee?" I questioned.

"Yeah, that's me," he confirmed.

I started having all sorts of doubts. This man was not the person I was expecting. So I pulled my brother to the side and whispered my doubts into his ear. "Do you think it would be okay for me to run away and get an annulment?" I asked. All the while, Lee-who-is-not-Lee was leering from the corner.

Then everything faded to black and I was left in the dream with only my thoughts. "Can I get an annulment?" I pondered a hundred times and a hundred ways.

THE END

Strange, huh? I hope it's not a prophecy that someone's going to steal your identity....