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Booty calls are not my friends

Not a fan of getting a 2:40 am phone call for "Ralph."


Is ralph a euphemism for needing to vomit or are you being realistical?
Realistical, though the parallel is convenient.


Was that your number I dialed by mistake? ;)

Re: Oops,

Those blasted time zones.
Did you at least ask her if she was cute?
She was calling a guy named Ralph at 2:40 am— how cute could she be?
Good point. Did you, then, ask her if she has a cute sister?
This was my fatal mistake.