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Pants

Something I've been meaning to mention for a week or so: the word "pants" is funny.

Pants. Pants. Pantspantspantspantspants.

It just sounds funny.

I've decided to incorporate a new expression into my personal vernacular, and have co-opted some of my friends into the conspiracy. The phrase:

"That really irons my pants."

Use as you will. It's always funny.

In case there's still any question as to the solidity of my thesis, try this one instead:

"That really irons my shirt."

Nothing. Therefore, the word "pants" is funny.

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Hee...this reminds me of Star Wars Pants -- take just about any quote from the movies and replace a word with pants.

"May the pants be with you."
"I find your lack of pants disturbing." - Vader (probably my all-time favorite)
"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought." - Leia
"No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!" - Leia
"A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." - Vader
"She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." - Vader
"With the pants down, I can't see a thing, how am I supposed to fight?" - Luke
"I have no need for pants." - Owen Lars

More pants fun here, if you're so inclined.
Oh wow...that is hilarious!

nipple

is a funnier word


in my

opinion

Re: nipple

ew - I cannot go there with you!