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Pants

Something I've been meaning to mention for a week or so: the word "pants" is funny.

Pants. Pants. Pantspantspantspantspants.

It just sounds funny.

I've decided to incorporate a new expression into my personal vernacular, and have co-opted some of my friends into the conspiracy. The phrase:

"That really irons my pants."

Use as you will. It's always funny.

In case there's still any question as to the solidity of my thesis, try this one instead:

"That really irons my shirt."

Nothing. Therefore, the word "pants" is funny.

Comments

Hee...this reminds me of Star Wars Pants -- take just about any quote from the movies and replace a word with pants.

"May the pants be with you."
"I find your lack of pants disturbing." - Vader (probably my all-time favorite)
"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought." - Leia
"No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!" - Leia
"A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." - Vader
"She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." - Vader
"With the pants down, I can't see a thing, how am I supposed to fight?" - Luke
"I have no need for pants." - Owen Lars

More pants fun here, if you're so inclined.
Oh wow...that is hilarious!

nipple

is a funnier word


in my

opinion

Re: nipple

ew - I cannot go there with you!

i think lots of big, orange pants are better....

PANTS
PANTS
PANTS
PANTS
PANTS
PANTS
PANTS
PANTS
PANTS
PANTS
PANTS
PANTS
PANTS
PANTS
PANTS

Re: i think lots of big, orange pants are better....

classic. and true.
*cozy*

:adds to list:
Ah, cozy.
I've gotten into the habit of using the word 'trousers' instead.

Strange because I actually find that word disturbing.
maybe Pantaloons? lol.

you have a fascinating eye, really.
Whenever I hear the word pantaloons (and that's oh, so often) I think of this cat my sister used to have.... he was white and fluffy and had billowing hair on his legs- what my sister used to call his pantaloons.

That is a hIlarious word.
Did you know that "Pants!" is an expression in the UK? It means something like, "Forget that!" or "No way!" or "That sucks!".
at any rate, I'm sure you'd agree that the word ""pants" is better than the word "slacks."
Agreed, although "slacks" does have a little of the funny ("That really irons my slacks").
agreed, although that was merely a jab at chippa, due to his irrational aversion to the word slacks.
Oh, do jab away-- by all means!
Okay, Amy, you soooo did not have to go there.
oooooohhhh, it's too late. I am so there. And you have thoughtfully provided me a list of other words with which to make future jabs. ;)
Pants!
PANTS!!!

pants pants pants.

:)