Maximillian Amadeus Banzai (banzai) wrote,
Maximillian Amadeus Banzai
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What is this stuff?

In last night's desperation run for survival groceries, I made an impulse buy of Pop-Tarts™. Sure, I felt silly and a bit embarrassed by the time I pulled them from my bag at home, but nothing compared to the ominous curiosity and dread that crept in upon reading this phrase on the box top tonight:

BETTER
IF USED
BEFORE


"Used before"? "Used before"?!? What am I supposed to do with them other than eat them?

I fear my toaster pastries.
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