The Banzai Chronicles

On the bus home, someone smelled like one of my high school drama coaches, Miss Sklavos. Thankfully, SklavosSmell is rather pleasant; I just haven't smelled it in a long time. One should always be grateful for even the most remotely pleasant smells on public transportation.

If you're going to be on E!, be on Celebrity Profile. If you're on the True Hollywood Story, you really screwed up somewhere (I shouldn't turn on the TV when I get home).

When did Pringles ads get all hip and sexy? It's a damn tater chip, people...