1) I don't want to be at work
2) It's a sunny, beautiful day
3) I have only one meeting today (at noon)
4) I have company coming tonight and my skanky bathroom needs cleaning
5) I twisted my ankle walking home last night and it hurts to walk around
6) My administrative assistant is out sick
7) My boss is out sick
8) Did I mention I don't want to be at work?
So I'm having great difficulty resisting the urge to just bag out from work.